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blind penguin

The sexual act of punching a woman in the breast causing her to rub them much like a penguin flapping its wings. Then ejaculate in her eye causing her to lose her vision.
Nate: hey baby lets try the blind penguin

Becky: Sure!!! What's that?

Darrin: Let's both punch her in the tit.

Becky: OH baby I can't wait

Patrick: I'll shoot it in her eyes then that bitch will be blind.
by Twatopussy March 6, 2009
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Club Penguin

A dating site for 6-8 year olds.
"Omg! My boyfriend said the heart emoticon to me on Club Penguin! I think he wants to Netflix and chill!"
by melaniestar May 26, 2016
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Las Vegas Penguin

when a hooker is giving you a blow job and she stops before you cum, then she punches you as hard as she can in your nuts and runs off with your wallet as you try to chase her while you are clinching your ball sack with your pants around your ankles giving the impression of a penguin.
hey, donny did you hear what happened to matt? he was getting his dick sucked by a transvestite and it gave matt the old Las Vegas Penguin right in front of his boyfriend!!
by amanda hugginlick March 6, 2010
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Pittsburgh Penguins

(noun) - a hockey team based in Pittsburgh, owned by Mario Lemieux who saved the franchise on multiple occasions. Winner of the 2009 Stanley Cup, defeating Detroit in 7 games. Made it to the Stanley Cup Finals in 2008, only to lose to Detroit, 4 games to 2. Eastern Conference Champions two consecutive years in a row, in 2008 and 2009.
DAMN! Those Pittsburgh Penguins are pretty much dom squad.
by pensgirl87 October 11, 2009
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penguin

(Slang) A nun, mother superior, or other female Catholic employed by the Church. Origins in the similarity of dress (typical nuns wear habits colored black and white).
"We have to go meet with the penguins," Ellwood told his brother Jake upon leaving the Rock Island, Illinois prison.
by jkp1187 January 23, 2004
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sexy penguin

First, the male ejaculates in the female's mouth. The female proceeds to spit the ejaculate in the male's ass. The male then stands up, holding the ejaculate firmly in his butthole, waddles around then releases the ejaculate in the female's mouth.
Jim likes to sexy penguin with his girl.
by TheDayWalker89 July 10, 2010
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