patty-slap

The act of one slapping another in the face with a patty of some sort of meat product, be it hamburger or chicken patty.

"Dude, he just patty-slapped you. Wipe that ketchup off your face, man."

by Your_Mom_Likes_Cabbage May 19, 2006

Platypus

Another animal reference used by gay men to describe a guy with an enormous dick, and is a total bottom that does not, or will not top. Just like the odd looking, but cute mammal the Platypus is, guys are stunned by this gay oddity with an amazing, excessively large dick and a great top but has no desire to do that at all.

"Yesterday I hooked up with this guy, I wanted to bottom for, but he was a platypus."

Gay Size Queen Bottom BearCub Otter Pup Wolf Top Platypus

by Hunter16 June 17, 2016

Nursing Home Combo Platter

Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.

Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."

by Loscar ugol October 20, 2008

platypus complex

When one is attracted to someone who is displeasing to the eye and blinded by personality.

Friend 1: Hey did you see her new boyfriend?
Friend 2: ohh yeah! Dude is hideous! But he's nice though!
Friend 1: Talk about platypus complex eh?

by KatPiss Evergreen February 18, 2015

Fatty Patty

A common name given to an inflatable adult novelty.

Colin: "Mike, c'mon, I'll sell you Fatty Patty for three bucks and it's not even been used once!"
Mike: "Wow, what a deal!"

by MACHone Inc. October 9, 2005

platters

A DJ's turntables and/or discs.

DJ Fresh wuz spinnin' tha platters last night.

by Havox August 31, 2003

angry platypus

The act of sticking your penis in a bottle of IcyHot and then giving a woman anal sex...with the face of a buff man sticking a spoon up his butt hole, and ejaculating into the women's mouth and having her suck off the IcyHot.

Guy1: Dude guess what I did last night with Sherri.
Guy2: What?
Guy1: We did the angry platypus!
Guy2: What!? Did you use the entire bottle?

by Kurse November 13, 2012