Pilot

It is a fancy word for driver of a plane.

Person one: He is a pilot in American airlines
Person two: You mean a driver right.

Person three: yeah obviously.

by cursedtruth May 30, 2022

Pilot without passengers

When you go to a club or party to try and pick up girls. You act cool and calm but have no luck and come home empty handed. You come home a "pilot without passengers"

" Hey I heard you went to that new club yesterday did you pick up anyone."
"No I was a pilot without passengers"

by Thor Beaumont November 13, 2015

boob pilot

One who possesses the ability to navigate any conversation toward or directly to the topic of boobs, also known as "parcels of sunshine" (c)2015. Ideally it's accomplished in 3 steps or less.

Especially appreciated during any conversation involving a man. Female boob pilots are basically unicorns.

For example: "my grandfather was a fighter pilot." "my grandfather was in an ad in playboy." "Did you know playboy dropped nudity? I immediately cancelled my subscription." "I did know. But I have my own boobs. And I touch them a lot. So i don't mind." This is a boob pilot.

by Nonamejane January 11, 2016

The Pilot Test

When you watch the first episode of a tv series and decide whether or not to proceed with watching the rest of it.

Sure i'll give ozark the pilot test... but no promises

by cockran April 4, 2019

Whiskey Pilot

When you go to the bathroom unsure if you have to pee or poop so you sit down and hope for the best.

I have to use the bathroom. I’m unsure why, so I am just going to go in an pull a whiskey pilot

by 20Jawless July 12, 2021

Ho Auto Pilot

When you're so drunk you don't remember anything, but you were really good at sex.

I was so messed up, but my ho auto pilot kicked in and I was good to go.

by BlazenKazen August 20, 2022

pilot the dune

According to legend Pilot the Dune referst to a French wartime firefighter pilot named Pierre LaDune. As a firefighter pilot, his main duty was dropping water on fires. He was known as Pilot: LaDune, or Pilot the Dune, if you will. Whenever he would drop water to extinguish fires he thought of it as "raining", and when it rained, he felt love. Stoner rock band Slo Burn based the title and theme of their song 'Pilot the Dune' on Pierre LaDune.

"It's hot in here. I'd love to rain like Pilot LaDune / Pilot The Dune."

by Prizefighter December 9, 2016