Patton

Patton is the most loyal boy you will ever meet. He is popular among all his friends and everyone considers him their best friend. Pattons are usually blond, and personified as a golden retriever. If they’re not blond, their personality is most definitely a golden retriever. They may have been hurt and are scared to open up, so they may be shy around new people. But should you ever find yourself a Patton, make sure to have deep conversations with him, for that is the way to his heart. Should you ever find a Patton, hold onto him, don’t you ever let him slip away.

1: hey who’s that guy?

2: oh that’s Patton
1: which is who??
2: the most popular, kindest boy around….(he’s also super cute)
1: broooo!!

by chickenherder August 3, 2022

Patton Shower

The hose located on the backside of your camper.

Y’all’s gross go wash off in the Patton Shower!

by Tiger ducks May 31, 2023

Mike Patton

The guy who can sing.

Gee, that Mike Patton dude sure can sing!

by NickyWhoIsPrettyCool March 20, 2017

cooper patton

He is a hot person with nice body.blonde hair,hard abs,and a big dick

Cooper Patton looks nice

by Cooper Petton April 20, 2018

kathleen patton

Horrible English teacher with no respect she is also a thot

You are such a Kathleen patton

by Ya boi cum slut May 30, 2018

Imus Patton

Imus Patton

Da notorious tough-as-nails four-star general who was temporarily relieved of his duty for referring to his battle-weary-and-disheveled soldiers as "nappy-headed hoes".

If Imus Patton had watched his mouth as well as he strategized his battles, he might have led the Normandy invasion instead of being withdrawn from combat due to his verbal misconduct.

by QuacksO December 28, 2018

Lily Patton

This girl is the sweetest friend you will meet. The mom friend who will make you cookies but fight a bitch if they disrespect anyone. She sometimes gets down on herself but is very supportive. Not to mention she is a kickass volleyball player!

Lily Patton really played well in that game.

by Lily Patton March 9, 2019