Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

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off the grill

Used to describe behaviour that is particularly rowdy and crazy, usually due to drunkenness. May be abbreviated to 'OTG'.

1. Did you see Mark last night? He was fucking OTG.
2. Dude, last night was off the fucking grill, I am never drinking sambucca again.
3. I'm keen to get off the grill.

by Ollie Phelan May 15, 2008

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off of • Off of Slack • off of you • off/ offing • OFF (Off Fucking Facebook) • off off on • based off of • high off of life • Dust off of the keyhole • fallen off of my course

steal off

to punch or hit someone as a result of the person upsetting you

He's so annoying! I'm about to steal off on him!

by Dan August 19, 2003

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get off my dick

can be used to replace: leave me alone, don't question my authority, shut up, or hello... or for any reason and thats why its funny

drink pussy...
get off my dick

why'd you break the fan?
get off my dick

why are you drunk at noon?
get off my dick

why are you coming back at 9am?
get off my dick

why would you throw a smoke bomb in your own room?
get off my dick

thats not a pirate flag, thats an american flag...you cant steal it
get off my dick

hello
get off my dick

happy easter!
get off my dick

pass the ketchup
get off my dick

what can i get you to drink?
get off my dick

by get off my dick June 5, 2007

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cocking it off

slang male masturbating

High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night

by Robert James Pilcher September 1, 2008

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No, I don't want to take my pants off

This is what you say when someone near you is on the phone so whoever they happen to be talking to thinks they were about to get some but then were rejected.

Victim: "Oh, yeah so the other night I was talking to-"
Random person: "No, I don't want to take my pants off!"
Person on the phone: "Who was that..?"
Victim: "Um...."

by ReneeHasAPandaHat November 10, 2010

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