weep off

To masturbate using one's own recently cried tears as lubricant.

Guy 1: What's wrong with Marc?

Guy 2: That smokin hot chick just shot him down hard.

Guy 1: I bet he's going to weep off again tonight.

by luc richard mbah amoute April 13, 2009

WAC-off

The tournament or game that determines the champion of the Western Athletic Conference (WAC).

Adam: Dude, who won the WAC-off last night?

Steve: Hawaii beat Boise State.

by Tim Heindl December 25, 2007

Diabeat-off

When a fat person gives a handjob.

Gee, Dawson's mom is so fat, she gives a nice diabeat-off.

by Cpt. StickyFingers May 10, 2014

Fup Off

When you cant say fuck or feck say FUP! Originated in the Irish television series Father Ted when they were banned from cursing in the picnic area

"No fupping way! Fup off I was here first"

by SazD September 28, 2005

off the rez

Crazy. Short for off the reservation

He's so far off the rez I don't even know what he's talking about.

by hisculip December 9, 2008

sharing off

Using social media to boast and gloat about your life by sharing images, updates, tweets etc.

No one cares how 'amazing' your fake online life is. Quit sharing off!

by sounds80s July 19, 2014

jacking off

rubbing your boner for insane sexual pleasure
masturbation

I'm jacking off as I type this sentence.

by lolwhatisthis March 30, 2009