danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022

Noodle rub

When you rub your finger through the hole on your pants

Person 1: “what’re you doing?”
Person 2: “I’m giving you a noodle rub.”

by Concludedspade November 1, 2020

albanian noodle

When you cum in a girls nose and throw them down stairs

"hey babe wanna do the albanian noodle tonight?"

by rape=good_health_care November 15, 2017

Noodle Smash

When a male becomes too intoxicated to achieve a "full mast" erection (resembling a limp noodle), but still attempts to make sexual contact with a female counterpart who is also intoxicated.

Scott was so hammered last night at his fraternity's formal, he tried to Noodle Smash me but it didn't work - so he fell asleep sitting up.

by theblondebomber April 29, 2009

Bland noodles

Sandritas favorite food

Sandrita: I don't want bland noodles for dinner

Ryan: Yea ya do!

by bojzzle July 8, 2010

Enjoying the noodles

An orgy involving lots of tall skinny people with posture correction problems.

John, "I'm heading to the house party with Kate's tall friends, she's actually 6'5" when she stands up straight."

Julie, "Have fun enjoying the noodles."

by Monkey Shoulder June 8, 2013

noodle regret

the feeling of deep regret and exhaustion one gets after eating too many oily takeaway Chinese noodles.

Angus: I'm going to get the large veg noodles
Steve: Don't do it! You know you're gonna have noodle regret.

by veggiesaurus November 3, 2011