Scruffy Northern Git

What *cough*Poncey*cough*, *cough*soft-arse*cough*, *cough*stuck-up*cough* Southerners call the better-looking Northeners.

Essex person: You scruffy Northern Git!
Geordie: You what?
*Essex person recieves a severe beating*

by Glittery Goddess June 4, 2004

fucking nowhere

An insult used in the midst of frustration, Something you say when you are referring to someone who will never aspire to anything in life. A nobody from Nowhere.

Eg: Davyd your fucking nowhere you are going nowhere and your life will end up on the second corner of nowhere in the city not somewhere.

by okeyDokeysmokestoomuch tokey December 3, 2015

Buttfuck middle of nowhere

Where you are when you're lost, but you've found a town.

"A date? A DATE!? How do you expect me to get a date? We're in the buttfuck middle of nowhere!"

by Bendio December 9, 2008

Northern Cockmonkey

Common phrase for caravan dwelling pikey shitbags that get by in life by offering to felch their superiors. Thanks to eons of selective inbreeding and evolution these types are highly skilled in stealing alcohol, fags, dawgs, caravans and anything else not nailed down.
Most likely to say things like "fuck off omg", "southern cunt, leave me alone."

Grumps - imforums.com admin.

by Wayne King November 15, 2004

Northern Ireland

Dole

Been to Northern Ireland yet?
Naw it's dole

by YourMaw4870 March 2, 2019

Strike Nowhere Matches

Those shitty matches that they sell now since some fucktard probably burned himself playing with them. They used to sell decent ones but they are all fagged out!

Lost camper #1: I can't get this strike anywhere match to work!

Lost camper #2: Let me see that! GOT BROUGT THE STRIKE NOWHERE MATCHES YOU FAG!!! We're going to die out here!

by Max February 21, 2009

buttfuck nowhere

A place where the Amish live.

"why the hell are we surrounded by the sh in buttfuck nowhere?"

by Demented Dust Bunny August 4, 2003