Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018

MOLEXIA

the state of constant molexity

Just as dyslexia is a constant state of seeing, so is molexia a constant state of molexity.

by www.WhileWeCan.net July 30, 2018

Molestedtown

Something that is beyond description of something that is insanely perverted.

That was such a molestedtown!

by ragmonster February 21, 2019

Molesticate

Getting an animal comfortable with humans to the point said animal willingly has sex with people and enjoys doing so.
(This is a joke so do not take it seriously)

I am in love with my pet beaver and I have to molesticate him so that we can get married.

by Djentile March 10, 2019

molette

She the most kindest funniest girl you'll ever know. She gives the best advice during your ups and down. Always stick with her friends side and always defends them. She's the person that you'll always trust!

"Molette is too funny! Glad I'm her friend"

by Molette September 11, 2020

Molestache

A mustache that transforms a regular person into looking like a creepy molestor. Can and should be used as red flag by the onlooker.

He needs to shave his molestache, it reminds me of my childhood priest.

by Misty Delancey September 25, 2020

Molesticada

To be assaulted by a cicada or cicadas.

So rude and unpleasant to experience a molesticada.

by SaintsWalker June 11, 2021