Maret

Wanna-be-GDSers who burn down their school and use offensive words like "fag"
Note: how much awesomer GDS is (and their pot too) Genearlly not as smart as GDS or nearly as cool. Also considerably bitchier.

Maret kid: Our weed is dank, you fag.
GDS kid: yo, thats not chill.
Maret kid: I'm sorry! I just wanted to be like you!!

by Emberlixin February 19, 2005

marathon

when one tries to get stoned for the duration of more then 10 hours

yo wanna do a marathon today meet me at 12

by webley December 18, 2005

Maritess productions

A production company that over-achieves at school projects to the extent that they make other people feel bad.

Justin: Hey guys look at my project!
*shows project*
Quang: Oh thats nice. Lemme show you mine from Maritess Productions.
*hold out super 3-D pop out shit super colorful amazing jaw dropping flabbergasting project*
Justin: Oh mine sucks compared to yours.
Quang: I know. :D

by Youknowwhatitishappyface March 4, 2011

maret

a poor ass skool dat can't afford a fucking baseball field and needs 2 play in da middle of a low income community, stealing the field from the people who made/deserve it. FUCK YOU MARET!!

They play baseball at taft, 'nuff said

by pimp4life April 14, 2005

Marett

a slang term for female genitals

That girls pretty but she allwayse smells like Marett

by Josh Villireal October 30, 2006

Marathon

A race attempted by a loarge assortment of idiots who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly described as "fun" by these morons for reasons unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.

Bob: "I'm running the boston Marathon "Jim"
Jim: "How long is it Bob"
Bob: "40 miles"
Jim: "Your a retard Jim"

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006

Marites

The Karen of the Philippines. They usually subscribe to sources like Banat By, Mocha Uson, or other unreliable pages on Facebook and other social media platforms. Frequently posts 'cures' and other conspiracy theories with video thumbnails that has big cheesy fonts. Member of countless pro-government Facebook echo-chambers (only Facebook). Usually uncommon IRL. Although suspecting aunties can be one of them.

(in Tagalog) "Tumahimik ka Marites, delete mo na ang post mo!"

(English) "Shut up Marites, just delete your post!"

by graymanboi June 13, 2020