maggie

College IT teacher from Warrington...
She like younger boys.
She grooms them.
#Anything4Distinctions

Maggie said to Joe 'can you stay behind so we can improve on your grades?'

by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE December 22, 2017

Maggot

Someone who’s messing around usually annoying people.

Andy stop acting the maggot

by Dope John Paul III January 20, 2019

Maggie

The hottest girl you'll ever meet. Has a nice body and always smells good. She is very sweet and if you get the chance; WIFE HER UP ASAP

That Maggie girl is so hot.

by sabrina villena March 26, 2020

Saggy Maggy

An ill-fitting condom, specifically those of the Trojan Magnum variety; or a man wearing a clearly over sized condom.

Gabbi: "So how'd your date go last night? did you give him some?"

Annie: "Dinner was ok but when we got home he pulled out a magnum...."

Gabbi: "What's wrong with that?"

Annie: "He is to small for all of that!"

Gabbi: "Just say NO to Saggy Maggys!"

by Condom Fairy July 2, 2012

Pulling a Maggie

When a person " Friend/ Family member" drops off the face of the earth without warning and doesn't take responsibility for their actions.

We planned this party three weeks ago and you're going to pull a Maggie.

I'm not pulling a Maggie.

by not the momma 6 June 17, 2016

maggot dick

White men's penis size...resembles an actual maggot. White and small.

Woman: "I can't feel anything!"
White man: "Huh, but I'm inside of you??"
Woman: Get off me, maggot dick!"

by SexyGal10 January 21, 2010

maggot

tiny, pimple-like penis.

hhmm sweetie... i didn't know you're hiding a maggot in there.

by CyberJake August 15, 2005