Minions

Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.

Yellow people in Despicable Me are minions

by 8oz November 14, 2013

comic strip-mining

Exhaustive, erosive excavation of a joke.

"get it?! get it?!"
"oh yeah...you can stop comic strip-mining that joke"

by blatherskyte November 7, 2013

MUNion

These are any students or faculty of Memorial University of Newfoundland. A term created by Alannah Pumphrey

There are so many MUNions studying in the Library today.

by MUNion February 26, 2014

Minionese

This is a language spoken by an unsavory specimen known as a "minion", i.e a supporter of crazy people and low lifes. These minions blindly spout phrases to get attention from their idols such as "your haters are jealous of you" and "you don't owe anyone an explanation!". They can be found flocking near people they idolize hoping to be granted the slightest bit of attention from them. The idols of a minion tend to share similar characteristics such as being junkie drug addicted, child abandoning, STD ridden, whorish and batshit crazy. It is impossible to rationalize with minions (as well as their idols) as they only understand minionese. Be warned however; minions are known to turn on their idols when their adoration is repeatedly ignored.

Minion: Jenelle, yr such an great mother to Jace! You have really done turnt yr life around! Yr haters are just jealous!
Jenelle: *Retweets*
Rational Person: huh? She's not a good mother at all she abandoned her child!
Minion: shunt ipt dum loser
Rational Person: are you speaking minionese?

by Whorelle Evans June 17, 2013

minions

the greatest paintball team of all time.

guy: did you hear about the minions?
dude: yeah man they rule

by kelen L January 7, 2009

manion

n. a man companion who you have not DTR'd as a boyfriend. Not to be confused with manpanion.

Andy: So are you going out with your boyfriend tonight?

Amy: He isn't my boyfriend. He is just my manion.

by Josie Hart October 20, 2008

Manion

Someone who acts as if they have a below average IQ (i.e. someone who has a mental retardation or acts as if they have one).

You are being such a Manion right now.

by Chesterfield Mcfistacuffs October 29, 2010