Spanish moss

The pubic hair of an elderly ho, which is often moldy, greenish in color, and infested with crabs, lice, brown recluse spiders, beetle larvae, maggots and other living and dead organisms. The aroma given off from Spanish moss is overwhelming and can sometimes be fatal.

Doctor: Nurse, come in here please! I can't place a catheter in this patient!

Nurse: Why not, Doctor? Is there too much Spanish moss around her twat or something?

Doctor: Maybe so. Would you give me a hand on this one??

Nurse: Sure, doctor. Let me put on some gloves and I'll see if I can make my way through that Spanish moss. Pee-ooo!


*** RELATED LIMERICK ***

There was an old whore from the Azores,
Whose cunt was so covered with sores;
That the dogs in the street
Wouldn't eat the green meat,
That hung from festoons on her drawers.

by Rob Porter January 14, 2009

Mossup

It's actually really scary what a Mossup is.

Lives in the garden, they're magical, but they look really creepy.

Look up "The Rigglers"

by Tim March 23, 2005

moss

To hang out, or chill with someone. Originated in the city of Buffalo NY.

Sue: Hey, what's up Jon, when we gonna moss?

Jon: Next Saturday sound good?

Sue: chea, that sounds good.

by whatupwifdattt September 25, 2010

Anal Moss

When two participate in either anal sex or doggy style and the pubic hair of the one performing the penetration rubs against the anal region of the one recieving the penetration.

Woman: your pubes are like moss.
Man: It'll be anal moss in a minute

by Johnny Cumlately August 7, 2006

Moss Yo Head

to stay chill under heat

yo matt if you move your cap'll get peeled boy moss yo head

by Tyler Michael November 18, 2006

Mossyrock

Small town in Lewis County, Washington. Coolest kids around. no starbucks or anything good, so kinda of lame. but there are some rad people especially class of 2015.

That kid is so cool! He must be from Mossyrock!

by 2015babe November 22, 2011

mossy donut

A large female pubic mound surrounding an enormous vagina.

Man I would like to eat that mossy donut.

by The Strevil May 5, 2018