Something really stupid and anoying they make you learn in Communication Studies graduate programs even though you're a rhetorician and couldn't really give a rat's ass.
Logical positivism asserts that only statements about empirical observations are meaningful, effectively asserting that all metaphysical statements are meaningless. Unfortunately, this fundamental tenet of logical positivism belongs to the family of statements that it asserts to be meaningless. As a result, the entire edifice of logical positivism vanishes in a puff of logic. This insight appears not to have occurred to the logical positivist school of philosophers.
by Jon Hoffman September 11, 2005
by Thespicetrader October 25, 2011
by Multiverseguy11 February 25, 2016
Logic based on fallacies that cannot be backed up by actual evidence. Like building a fire underwater, their logic is flawed and childish
“Hey did you know that I’ve gotten straight A’s throughout high school, so know I’m definitely going to get a scholarship”
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
Shut up you weirdo book worm. You have cartoon logic. No college wants a nerd who plays no sports.
by spicy mayo August 23, 2020
AKA Cartoon Physics.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
A law in cartoons that states that if something impossible would be amusing if it actually happened, then it will happen.
That's not the entire rule, either; see below.
The full definition of Cartoon Logic is as follows:
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
> Yes No
*They can't do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
> Yes No
*They can do it.
----
*Should the character be able to do this?
> Yes No
*Would it be funny if they couldn't?
Yes > No
*They can do it.
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*Should the character be able to do this?
Yes > No
*Would it be funny if they could?
Yes > No
*They can't do it.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 06, 2021
Of no logical sense and/or reasoning.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
People refer to Cow Logic as the utter non sense spoken by "cow". This bitch thinks he can make a cursor controlled mod menu in CFG. CFG has no logic but he says he makes his own "cow logic"
Thus.
Cow is an illogical derp.
Person 1:Wow, did you see my scores on my Math Final
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
Person 2: Yeah, must have been using cow logic LOL
Person 3: LOL WRECKED.
by JewHatesCow October 28, 2011
A fact or belief that is remodeled into a new reality, to the benefit of the authority that has implemented such decree.
I just bought this apple for one dollar isn’t that great? Yeah it is, so happy you got a great deal!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
So would you like to buy an apple? Sure why not!
That’ll be five dollars. Wait what? Why is that if you got it for one and are trying to sell it for five? That’s just Jamie logic, that’ll be five dollars please!
by Patty b February 07, 2021