Operation Iraqi Liberation

A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.

Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.

Hooray for Bush!

by AYB July 19, 2003

literal kangaroo

a literal kangaroo. it's just a kangaroo

I saw a literal kangaroo while I was in Australia

by frogeegurl September 17, 2019

lateron

Similar in use to goodbye. Expanded, "I'll see you later on."

Guy 1: "Gotta go."
Guy 2: "Lateron."

by noitacol June 11, 2006

No later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday

To do something soon, but still done at one's leisure. Usually, the task is of mild importance, but not critical.

I need the money for the cable bill no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday.

Can you get me that report no later than a Puerto Rican Wednesday?

by Johnny Lawrence August 29, 2006

literary masturbation

A lot of so-called journalism today is literary masturbation where, instead of researching a subject and writing an informed and stimulating article, the writer has a wank-fest of verbal indulgence expressing their personal opinion. This is forgiveable in the very young who may be playing with language and style and have lived so shortly their lack of experience absolves them from such a waste of words. You have to make mistakes to learn. The real damage occurs when this behaviour lasts past college!

He's too lazy to engage with the subject so he just lays back and verbosely self-indulges - it's a shame, really, because he can string sentences together well; if only they had content....

by Tel March 24, 2005

S'later

An abbreviation of the term "see you later". Like the term "see you later," it is not always meant in the literal sense.

Person 1: Well, I have to go.
Person 2: Mmmkay, bye.
Person 1: S'later.

by FatallyYours January 6, 2006

Right Wing Liberal

Right Wing Liberal is a liberal whose liberalism is close to the old definition of liberalism. A right wing liberal stands for equality in opportunity and liberty. A left wing liberal in contrast stands for equality in outcomes and COULD be supportive of an oppressive democracy. Both left and right wing liberals are accepting of people of all races, faiths and sexualities. A perfect issue to differentiate a right wing liberal from a left winger would be the issue of private businesses having to serve all of their customers irrespective of their religious beliefs. A left wing liberal would want the businesses run by Catholics to not deny their service in a gay wedding. A right wing liberal too would prefer that, but would rather see the business owners make the right choice rather than the government forcing them to do so by the threat of an expensive penalty. When it comes to America Right Wing liberals also tend to respect the constitution way more than left wing liberals. The right to own a gun of any kind for example.

Right Wing liberals also tend to be more for individuality than collectivism. Right wing liberals acknowledge that people are different and thus their money making ability differs too. Their concept of equality in opportunity as it applies to economics is not denying any person to pursue his business interests in a free market. Left wing liberals on the contrary believe in class warfare and wealth redistribution.

Left wing liberal: There is a gender wage gap, with women making less than men. We need to eliminate it by rewarding women more for same work.

Right wing liberal: That does not sound liberal to me. You get paid proportional to your productivity. If any pay differences exist, it may be because productivity differences exist.

by Iskandar May 9, 2015