Lard-on

When you eat too much food and your belly is too big to even see your own cock.

"Fuck, that bargain bucket gave me a lard-on so i pissed on the floor."

by DaveSiiick November 27, 2012

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lard-retard

some1 who is overwheight and an idiot

"my friend is a lard-retard because she is obese and is an idiot"

by BumFodder July 24, 2008

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lardass

1. A fatass
2. The white solid or semisolid rendered fat of a hog's ass

When people are obessed, they tend to have a lardass.

by Denny Tang February 10, 2003

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Whopper Lair

the place you travel to recieve the food you ordered from burger king. made famous by dane cook while he was working at the BK Lounge.

go tell you see a texaco, take a left and go 5.8 miles. you'll see a guy in a yellow poncho. His name is lars, he will then take you to the whopper lair.

by Dom Greco May 20, 2008

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One who enjoys a deep-fried life.

Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.

Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.

"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

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