by DaveSiiick November 22, 2012
by Bekabek January 24, 2012
by Kong Dong 69 December 01, 2020
The state of arousal felt by a fat person when they near a pie shop, burger bar or other food outlet.
Jono was doing so well, but as he passed Greggs, he got such an uncontrollable lard on that he simply had to rush inside and buy four steak slices, three pasties and a bag of doughnuts. The twat.
by Westy1980 August 18, 2006
Like a drive-by, but with a block of lard.
The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
The act of throwing a block of lard at a pedestrian from a vehicle. The vehicle should be travelling at a slow enough speed for maximum aim by the person throwing. It is advised that this act is performed with at least 2 people in the vehicle so the driver can concentrate on speeding off after the thrower has hit the designated target.
Me and Jimmy done a lard-by on a group of chavs from his mum's car last night. We got the lard from asda so it only cost us 12 pence.
by PandaEff March 03, 2011
Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?
by jomommascookies August 23, 2009
by John Y. March 15, 2004