landpaddling

When you see a person pushing them self around the street on a longboard using a big stick. It's awkward, slow and it makes you look like a 5 year old pretending to be on a boat.

Child: Mommy that man in rowing down the road!

*looks at 30 year old man landpaddling*

Mother: ...lets cross the street.

by the biggest banana1 July 25, 2011

landro

A person who will finesse your women with ease.

"I can't beleive i lost my girl because someone pulled a Landro."

by Mr. Gilbertson April 18, 2018

landonism

Who loves to be forced to watch anime hentai against his own will

Colten forced landonism on Landon as he watches anime

by Steve job's August 28, 2018

Landon

A beautiful lady that is kind and caring. She is the best to be around and is super funny. She is just a all around amazing girl

She is such a Landon

by Mysterious boi February 28, 2019

Landon

Fatttttttttttttttttttt boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

U look like landon

by Caca fart 123 October 29, 2019

Landon Booth

A gay fag

Look it’s landon Booth the gay faggot!

by Likamynut January 10, 2020

Landons

People who are PrEeTty gAy and look like tinky-winky from Teletubbies

"GOD these Landons is annoying."

by ePtIc February 5, 2020