White Knight Syndrome

n. A personality characteristic found in most males that lead them to:
1. rush to the aid of any female they see who appears in any form of distress.
2. Become attracted to said damsel in distress.
3. Follow the dying code of chivalry and generally act like a nice guy.

Also called young man's disease.

"Nice guys finish last?" Tony asked. "So does that make White Knight Syndrome bad?"

by Andrew Radak October 6, 2005

Knight Rider

In homo sapiens, a Knight is the individual in the community whom the others follow. Within this community, a female referred to as a "Knight Rider" prides themselves on their ability to attract and wrangle the "Knight Stick". If knight stick hunting was economics, their meat wallet would simply be the most full. Each Knight Rider Pack is enevitably diffrent but they all contain the same heirchy containing a Knight Rider at the top, competiters for being a Knight Rider in the middle, and at the bottom the third wheel girls. In certain highly social environments (i.e. college campuses, dorms, and greek housing) a contender can use more indirect methods, such as political alliances, rumors, severe intoxication and sloppy blowjobs to oust the ruling Knight Rider and take her place.

1) Two female college roommates vying for "Knight Rider" dominance happen to both sleep with their floor RA, who happens to be a knight, in a futile attempt to show off their knight stick courting superiority and in the process encourage other knight riders.

by therealest1987 March 11, 2012

White Knight

A guy who is overprotective of a girl with the hope of sleeping with her.

Why is he such a ****ing white knight? Does he think he'll actually get laid?

by NotMe( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) September 28, 2017

neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given scientific subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there.

3) something that has rarely been seen in the scientific world, and it is therefore hard to distinguish what it is or is not.

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao champ! We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Dog. I feel like I just want to complain to someone for no specific reason.

by Sexydimma October 9, 2014

knightish

extremely cool and thoughtful at the same time, almost too good to be true

"That was so f$#*ing knightish of you to hook me up with backstage passes to that show...and for free!- i can't believe it!"

by hermajesty1605 December 28, 2005

knight ryder

The hardest partiers. 10 day streaks are common, as well as lasting well past 5AM. To many they symbolize what it means to be a total baller. It is commonly understood that Rick James was the first Knight Ryder.

"We ridin tonight?"
-"Hell yeah. Knight ryders for life."

by Shorty_TwilightFan101 March 11, 2011

Knightwalker

The one who leads the most elite of the knights. Ready to take the actions necessary to keep enemies from entering ally and home territories. Their unparalleled might could leave anyone stunned at first sight. Making adversaries with him / her is not a good path to choose.

A knightwalker has been stationed at the outpost. An alternate passage to the castle must be taken.

by Destinedcrop69 September 30, 2017