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Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.
Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*
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kelis

Kelis is a gorgeous ,confident,stunning person can be stubborn but so kind ,most people value her friendship because shes loyal and is one of the funniest weirdest craziest people you'll ever meet don't take them for granted because they can be tempered easily. And isn't the most popular with boys but has an amazing figure.
kelis was so funny and weird to hang out with
i wish kelis was mine
by juman265 December 21, 2017
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Kellan

Kellan is My best friend, I could literally trust him with my life Kellan is the sweetest most Caring person in the world he puts on a Tough guy act but when you get to know him he’s so sweet and did I Mention a total hottie, Kellan can easily get confused about there feelings so be careful but love him with all your heart , and never lie to him and make sure to all ways be feel and he will love you and never let you go
Kellan- I love you to the moon and back
by Infinity times infinity September 11, 2019
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Kell

A man who knows exactly what he wants and works for it. He’s been through a lot and shares his insights to help others. He is only satisfied if he’s making progress. I felt like I knew him forever when I had only just met him. He’s scared to get hurt but he’ll never admit it. He acts a little tougher than he actually is. There’s nobody in the world who is sexier to me than him. He is the person I will always choose. I will always show up for him. My once bleak perspective of this world has completely changed just from knowing he inhabits it. He is the proof I needed to see that humanity is not all evil. He literally makes all the difference for me and I will love him forever.
Kell is everything I’ve ever wanted but was too afraid to hope for.
by Luv Day June 27, 2020
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Smelley Kelley

A Smelley Kelley, is someone who frequently stinks, and lacks a total "non-neaderthal" sense of hygeine without any sign of acknowledgement. A Smelley Kelley can be a male or female. Symptoms of being a smelley kelley: gross shit on teeth, and a smelly crouch. Smelley Kelleys oftenly are broke, and like shitty music like, Nickleback.
Anthony, that ginger, is a Smelley Kelley. I stayed with him all weekend. He never once brushed his teeth, or even had a toothbrush.
by Parsley Noel Smitz June 22, 2009
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Danny Keller

The coolest cat to ever grace the earth with his presence. The bees knees. The cream of the crop. The cat's pajamas.

Synonyms: The Great One, The Dragon Born, Da Trooph, Al Capone
Hottie Groupie: "Dayum, who's that smokin hawt cool kid over there?"

Dude #1: "Oh that's Danny Keller"

Hottie Groupie: "wow, what. a. hunk."
by J-Bone147 January 30, 2012
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hellen-keller-breed

Someone who is beyond the point of retarded. They are so stupid they should be classified as dumb, deaf, blind and retarded.
You are such a hellen-keller-breed, you stupid fag.
by Sccoby Doo's Left Nut July 12, 2019
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