Being Keith
The act of urinating more than any other attendee at a social gathering, to the point where it becomes extremely awkward.
Being Keith by Mr. Leopard January 22, 2008
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Toby Keith is a fantastic singer. He stands up for what he believes in and supports our troops! Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue, Beer For my Horses, Should've been a cowboy, I love this bar, and American Soldier are a few of his #1 songs.
Oh and justice will be served and the battles will rage
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!
this big dog will fight when you rattle his cage
you'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A
'Cause we'll put a boot in your ass it's the american way!!
toby keith by TOBYKEITHFAN4LIFE February 14, 2005
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Toby Keith
1.Unlike what most uneducated half-wits think, Toby Keith IS NOT a racist, redneck, piece of garbage. He is actually VERY patriotic and is one of the few people left in this country who IS PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND SUPPORTS THE TROOPS WHO FIGHT FOR OUR FREEDOM EVERYDAY.
2. Songs that prove this inlcude... Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue; American Soldier, Beer for My Horses, Cryin or Me, among others.
3. He also writes his own material, unlike most of the pop pieces of garbage who make careers writing the SAME song over and over with different words.
4. His songs have meaning and feeling and are about real life situations(i.e the soldiers overseas and the loss of Wayman Tisdale in the song "Cryin for Me").
5. While Toby didnt serve in the military his father did as said in the song "Courtesy of the Red, White and blue' and has also served countless USO tours over in Iraq and Afghanistan supporting our troops.
2. Songs that prove this inlcude... Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue; American Soldier, Beer for My Horses, Cryin or Me, among others.
3. He also writes his own material, unlike most of the pop pieces of garbage who make careers writing the SAME song over and over with different words.
4. His songs have meaning and feeling and are about real life situations(i.e the soldiers overseas and the loss of Wayman Tisdale in the song "Cryin for Me").
5. While Toby didnt serve in the military his father did as said in the song "Courtesy of the Red, White and blue' and has also served countless USO tours over in Iraq and Afghanistan supporting our troops.
Toby Keith is a great singer but an even better American, because HE ACTUALLY STILL LOVES THIS COUNTRY AND SUPPORTS OUR MEN AND WOMEN FIGHTING FOR THIS LAND.
Toby Keith by Cowboyssuck July 7, 2010
Crusty Keith
After having anal sex with an old woman, she shits on your dick and then sucks it off. (Not to be confused with the Moist Keith when its a young woman.)
Eric: Dude, your mom's breath smells like shit!
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
Thomas: Yeah I know, she just gave my dad a Crusty Keith.
Crusty Keith by hobojoe017 December 3, 2011
Alexander Keith
A legendary Canadian beer for legendary Canadian people. One does not come to a party with a six pack of Keiths the usual amount is a 22 pack. This is because the shotgunned two on the ride there.
Alexander Keith by I'M aN OgRe October 18, 2017
Daniel Keith Rogers
Daniel Keith Rogers by Who Wants A Muffin? December 18, 2018
Alan Keith
the big al-ster: *does kickflip* *sips 2litre bottle of irn bru*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
primary 3 snakes: oh my god its alan keith *does gortnite dance*
alan: *crushes all their skulls*
Alan Keith by itzz_dylan_watson August 26, 2019