Jank

ejaculate or nut.

I janked on her face

by qdizzle June 17, 2003

jankity

being a straight up ho.

Voltron, quit being so jankity.

by voltronismybitch July 2, 2004

jank

Anything bad/negative/wrong or to someones dislike....

Stop hitting on my sister, ya friggin jank....

by Jason March 19, 2003

jank

sucky. (an amazing word owned by cinnamon&eggplant)

i have a lot of homework. THATS JANK.

by senor bob April 15, 2009

jank

Not good; Poor; shite.

"Cowgirl is a jank slapper."

by adielaird March 21, 2003

Janke

A rather large loser. Usually a chef, he always makes bad jokes and walks around with a stupid smile on his face, causing everyone to groan at the same time "Jankeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." Did I mention it's a wierd last name?

Girls with this name are hot and amazing.

I won't go down in history, but I will go down on Janke's sister.

by RaptorHayzus May 7, 2009

Jankety

Adj: When something is shitty and doesn't work.

Verb: To be shitty and not work, a person, object or anything.
-----OR-----
Irrelevant Chuck Norris jokes, to make no sense at all like: pussy-attic-mouse-kitty-fuck-job-tooth-ache. Mary Popins, Bad cars, Bad movies

Person 1: Man, this toothbrush does not work! I put it on vibrate, but it still won't give me the satisfaction of a dildo!
Person 2: Well, fuck, I'd say that's a jankety piece of shit.

by Sam o_e June 18, 2009