Possibly Liam "Houlston" a very attractive lad who plays for Team Bad Lads . Houlston is a figure of awesomeness . Pronounced Hole-Stun
by TheBadLad March 7, 2011
Get the Houlston mug.A big 'ol city with nothing to do. There's no culture. The art scene is a joke. Most of the live music you find is unoriginal and lame. Was the fattest city in the country for a few years. Home town of George W. Bush. Its Six Flags park, Astroworld, is the worste Six Flags park in existance.
They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys.
The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools).
EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution.
NASA sucks.
They sold their old crappy football team, The Oilers, who then became the Titans and went to the Super Bowl. So they put together another franchise with the most AWESOME name ever, the Houston Texans, who can at least beat the Cowboys.
The biggest industry in the area is oil, the refineries and power plants are an eyesore and make the city one of the cheapest to live in. If it weren't for that, there would be absolutely no reason for the surrounding suburbs to be so rediculously crowded (mostly with Republican tools).
EVERYONE drives, no one walks anywhere, and only Los Angeles has more air polution.
NASA sucks.
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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A lovesick bimbo stalker who would rather vamp her way into being an over the hill laughing stock than get a clue.
The Galleria area. Plenty of examples to be found there.
"That Houston Stripper just made her whole clique look like fools."
"That Houston Stripper just made her whole clique look like fools."
by a night to remember April 26, 2008
Get the Houston Stripper mug.He got housted at the bar last night. Dav just got housted at P. Tanks. The Lakers got housted by Houston. I am going to houst you!!!
by Lcpl Norwood August 27, 2005
Get the houst mug.a tragic little area in the farmland between tracy and stockton. most people don't know about it even though there are some textbooks named after it and theres a semi-famous guy named Benjamin Holt who invented the first practical tread using tractor
"Hey I'm from Holt"
"Where's that?"
"You know, that area between Stockton and Tracy"
"Lathrop?"
*Sigh* "No"
"Where's that?"
"You know, that area between Stockton and Tracy"
"Lathrop?"
*Sigh* "No"
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