holy smoke 

Holy Smoke is an interjection, used to express surprise or annoyance!

Holy Smoke!... She bought a new house!

holy smoke by Sadaf Faiz May 16, 2005

Holy shit my penis is exploding 

The act of male genetalia detonating as a result of sexual intercourse (ejaculation), or C4.

Holy shit my penis is exploding

*while having sex* Girl my penis just exploded!
OR
*boom*

Holy shit my penis is exploding by The AWESOME DUDE!!! September 23, 2009

holy infant 

a school full of gay ass teachers and nuns with fucking retarded rules. Sr. Ro's rules include: high logoed socks, no highlights, no jewelry, no gum, no fucking freeedom...but some teachers are oook...(SHARON and JAMES JOSEPH)

Hey look at those logoed socks, it must be an h.i. guy

holy infant by dumbass April 10, 2005

holy guacamole 

A statement that can be loosely translated into "holy shit" or "holy cow" or anything that expresses extreme surprise.

Holy Guacamole is actually a restaurant in Santa Monica.
Wholly Guacamole is a brand of guacamole and other dips.

Jack: Hey Jill, lets go up the hill to fetch a pail of water!
Jill: OKAY!
(both go up the hill)
Jill: (trips)
Jack: HOLY GUACAMOLE! (trips)

holy guacamole by Omgeezus January 5, 2012

Holy Toledo

Most likely first used in the early 1900s, either refers to a sarcastic remark about Toledo, Ohio or originated from a realistic remark of the Holy city of Toledo, Spain. It is now used as a phrase, by Americans, if something is unbelievable, disturbing, or blows their mind. See blow your mind

Woman- Did you read in the newspaper that a grandpa got run over by his own car by a homeless bum he paid to fix it, and then the bum took off with it?

Man- Holy Toledo?! That's like "Grandma Got Ran Over By a Reindeer" only a hundred times worse!

Holy Toledo by DeJo August 28, 2005

Holy Fucking Shit 

Commonly used by sailor mouths that have been surprised,scared, etc...

Holy Fucking shit that was hard

rollerblader#1: imma do that gap
rollerblader#2: Holy fucking shit you fell on your face
rollerblader#1: It hurts!!!
rollerblader#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!
rollerblader#1: Call an ambulence
rollerbalder#2: Holy Fucking Shit!!!!

Holy Fucking Shit I busted a huge nut.

Holy Fucking Shit by Chimmychong March 29, 2007

Holy Trinity 

The Holy Trinity Refers to The Hottes/cuteness three men: Timothée Chalamet, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Harry Styles

OMG I would die to meet the Holy Trinity

Holy Trinity by 2020 vision June 29, 2020