Holy Smokes

1) An expression to show suprise or exclamation.

2) To smoke the reefer in a church

1) Holy Smokes! That's Cheyanne Silver in that porno.

2) You dogg, won't you come up in here and have ya some holy smokes wit ya brotha?

by nikthenyetminder December 16, 2004

Holy Smoke

The special white smoke which comes out of the chimney of the Sistine Chapel indicating that a new Pope was elected.

Holy Smoke!...we have a new Pope!

by HE WHO MUST BE OBEYED March 16, 2013

holy smoke

Holy Smoke is an interjection, used to express surprise or annoyance!

Holy Smoke!... She bought a new house!

by Sadaf Faiz May 15, 2005

Holy Smoke

A term expressing excitement and urgency.

Robin: "Batman! The church is on fire!"
Batman: "Holy Smoke"

by Klatu February 11, 2010

Holy smoke

When you roll a joint with a 3 star hotel bible as the rolling paper.

What brand of rolling paper are you using ?

I’m using the Holy smoke

by Theperson93 October 21, 2019

Holy Smoke

A sex position involving a guy or girl taking a big puff of weed, going down on their partner and eating them out for a good minute (whole holding in the smoke) before finally releasing the smoke into their partner. Note: The one receiving the oral sex must be a girl.

John: How was last night with Jenny, Tom?
Tom: It was amazing. She told me to eat her out, but I gave her a Holy Smoke also.

by ContentDevil November 20, 2011

holy bum smoke

Holy bum smoke (a fart )

Has she passed wind its only holy bum smoke

by Urban w June 28, 2022