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hashtag swag

Hashtag Swag (#swag) only the coolest of the cool use this word. Only douchebags like Jared Hooker use just Swag.
Jared: 'Man you're cool Callum'

Callum: 'I know bro. hashtag Swag'
by Cal1umz September 18, 2013
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HASHmonKEY

This peculiar creature, is mostly found playing Team Fortress Classic, on the jolt servers. his hobbies are shooting rats, and spaming the red team, he also smokes alot of weed whilst playing.
Oh damn, HASHmonKEY is on, run for cover
by JoePinball September 25, 2007
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hashmonkey

Person(s) who displays monkey like charactoristics when under the influence of drugs. Hashmonkeys have no control over urges such as, grooming, flea picking, smelling, and throwing their own 'waste' at friends and famliy.
He becomes a right 'hashmonkey' sometimes.
by doris12345 December 13, 2008
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Hashmeer

Whenever you see me, Hashmeer is in trouble. I like to chew gum and I like to blow a bubble. One time I blew, a bubble so big. Inside of the bubble, was a little kid. Little kid come out and he said to me "SHWHAT?" I say get your hands off my hot dog that is something -- can't touch.
by shplay April 27, 2003
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Hashtag Douche bag

A person who uses Hash tags in literally any text they type, aside from twitter.
"I cant believe her email consisted of so many hash tags. Shes turning into a real Hashtag Douche bag"
by hambamthanxmam December 13, 2013
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Hashturbating

A term used by members of the drinking/running club called the Hash House Harriers. It occurs when a member of such club is either excessively talking about hashing or tediously planning a hash trail.
Hasher 1: Where is Penis Fly Trap?
Hasher 2: Oh she's upstairs on Bing Maps hasturbating for her next June trail.
Hasher1: Jeebus it's been 2 hours!

Or:

Hasher 1: Dude! Last weeks trail had so much shiggy!! There was a wall of briars, and I swear Taint No Savior was going to need stitches! Then there was this tunnel that went on forever!!! OMG, and the beer check was up this creek and we had to swim-
Hasher2: I got it! I got! I missed a great trail. Quit hashturbating in front of me.
by P3nis Fly Trap April 30, 2015
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hashan

Very hot and attractive personality and knows how to do things right. Gets girls attention so much and very popular among girls. A golden heart with a great attitude. Popular, active and interactive.
Hashan probed em right!
by Thundermask101 May 2, 2018
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