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handle your scandal

You'd say this when you're letting someone know that they need to keep their boyfriend or girlfriend in check. Their girlfriend/boyfriend is going behind his/her back doing things he/she doesn't know about, and probably wouldn't approve of.
Bitch, your boyfriend totally came and visited me behind your back. You need to handle your scandal!
by muh ris uh November 4, 2007
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Handle

A term used to encourage the on-taking of a relatively difficult, tough, or time consuming task. Usually spoken with an ascending stress on the syllables, i.e. han-DUL! Similar to the way a train conductor would yell "All aboard!"
Friend 1: "Omar wants Luis to take 7 shots of tequila before he steps foot inside the party."

Friend 2: "Handle!"
by Jahim July 22, 2009
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Handlebar Mustache

It looks like and ordinary mustache except that once it hits the edge of the lip it goes straight down to the chin, though length may vary it does not connect once below the chin.
"This handlebar mustache is the best for giving Mustache Rides."
by YEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH September 6, 2012
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man-handle

implies one was not only handled but handled in a manly way….
As an adjective : Billie was handled by the Priest manfully
As a noun: what a manhandler
by Iceman June 22, 2004
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handled

A state of being faded, cross-faded, etc.
Saribek: What are you doin this weekend?
Robert: Gettin oh so handled.
by FarEastBeast916 March 28, 2010
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handle jammed forward

To push an aircraft's engines to emergency full power. May cause permanent engine damage if prolonged beyond a few minutes.

Used to denote someone who is going all-out.
"You busy ?"
"Yup, got the handle jammed forward"
by Eighth of Seven January 8, 2007
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Handle Ears

A pair of ears which are big, much like Dumbo, that if grabbed would aid in the repetitive motion used in a fellatio. Usually these ears are attached to a brown bagger, butterface, or ugly woman, some attractive woman have them, especially if the ears in question are very large.
Damn she's ugly and she has handle ears.
by Jamamoba October 28, 2010
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