not here for a haircut

To express that one is there for a generally understood reason. Should not be used in hair salons

(sit. in a pub)
Lukas: Hey man do you want another beer?
Peter: Not here for a haircut mate

by repeter84 August 23, 2008

Hair Helmet

When someone has a large amount of hair on there head and its natural shape is that of a Motorcycle Helmet.

Whoa Frank... nice Hair Helmet!

by SouCo Mapos September 24, 2007

yee-yee ass haircut

A hair cut notable for the yee-yeeness of its appearance. The fraise usually occurs in reference to GTAV, where in Lamar ends Franklin's whole career.

"maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut you'd finally get some bitches on your dick."

by Sceptray February 2, 2021

bell end haircut

a regular bowl cut hairstyle which is higher at the forehead and low at back, its smooth contoured edge give it the look of a male glans (bell end)

hairstylist, please give me a bell end haircut because i am a total retard and enjoy my head looking like that of a penis

by davidbrent August 11, 2006

hair confidence

Higher self-esteem brought on by a stylish new hair cut

Robert has an increased level of hair confidence following JD's hair artistry.

by Megz Dare February 15, 2008

hairball analysis

When the analysis itself consists of a useless mass of regurgitated information.

Sir, that is surely a hairball analysis of the Special Counsel’s Report.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 24, 2019

cob hair

The hair surrounding a person's anus.

Man, that chick's cob hair looks like a forest!

by Nutbuster March 31, 2012