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Jaw Hacker

When a male sticks his magnanimous penis into a woman's mouth.
Brian was with his wife, in the utility room in the morning; when he suddenly, without permission from the wife, torpedoed his cock into her dirty, little, mouth... She was such in shock by his cock down her throat, she dropped her Nokia N95, after smashing through the brick wall first! Brian, continued to fuck her mouth, not realising that she was having cardiac arrested in the back garden! Brian is a jaw hacker.
Jaw Hacker by Patrick Lynchh June 21, 2008
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The Hackers Code 

The Hacker's Code is an affirmation of life itself, life that wants to know, and grow, and extend itself.
Hackers are threatening because they live like spies, appearing to play by the rules but given secret sanction to break them. Sanction comes not from a central government, however, but from the facts of paradigm change, hierarchical restructuring, and exponential change itself. The evolution of a single global economy mandates that every business behave as if it's an independent country. Every enterprise must manage its proprietary data and master the craft of intelligence and disinformation. Information is currency, and those who know how to get it and integrate it into meaningful patterns are the new Masters of the Universe.
The Hackers Code :

The skills of hackers -- a love of adventure and risk, a toleration of ambiguity, an ability to synthesize meaning from disparate sources, a commitment to knowledge -- are skills needed in the next century. Hackers are the pathfinders of the wilderness called the future toward which the tao is flowing like a river, flowing and branching fractal-like, flowing in the tracks of hackers. (c) Richard Thieme 1997

weed hacker 

When somebody thrusts so hard during sexual intercourse that their partner'a pubes are inexplicably torn out by the root. (Also known as "CAVEMAN MAKE BROWN SNOW")
Guy1: Man, I had some hardcore sex last night, I totally pulled a weed hacker on that fine mama.
Guy2: damn, I haven't made brown snow since I was 23.
weed hacker by pumpkinking97 October 26, 2013

Vinne hacker

Vinne hacker is the most hottest man in the world ugh I love him so much
I would love to have vinne hacker rail me😩😩😩

vinnie hacker 

hottest man alive other than chris evans and michael b. jordan
vinnie hacker is a twitch stream gamer dude with 10.1m followers on tiktok and is verified on all of his platforms.
vinnie hacker by waitcries :) June 26, 2021

Among us hackers 

Stupid people who want to be always the impostor and ruins the game. They always win by killing everyone in 1 sec, by reviving themselves, by guessing who the imposter is(worst thing),by ending games, by banning everyone and by killing crewmates when u are the imposter XD bad (sometimes they kill ur compa imposter) (or u).
DEFINITIVELY HACKERS ARE BAD.
Me: YES I´M CREWMATE! wait a hackeeeeer ruined everything by killing all people
Person 2: YES I´M IMPOSTER! wait a hackeeeeeer knows im imposter.
Me again: OK WHY ARE THE DOORS CLOSING I DIDNT SABOTAGE.
Person 3: Chaooos, im stupid, chaaaooos, im a hackkerrrr mwahahahhahha
Me: *exit the game*
Among us hackers are bad
Among us hackers by Smart Imposter February 18, 2021
Someone who really, really sucks at golf. Not neccesarily a noob. There are people who have been playing golf for years and are still hackers.
Everyone starts as a hacker but all hackers should stick to cheap hacker courses and not go to good ones because they spoil it for the good players.
See that dude over there with the rental clubs and his visor on backwards?

Yeah, what a freakin' hacker.
hacker by 69king December 2, 2004