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The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).
"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"
The Rabbi Gordon by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017

Jeff Gordon 

The act of defecating in a urinal. Done either for malicious or humorous purposes.
Friend 1: Man, i hate that hotel. I wish there was something i could do to get back at them for their poor service.
Friend 2: You could always shit in their urinals.
Friend 1: Oh yeah! I didn't even think about the Jeff Gordon! Thanks pal!
Jeff Gordon by George McClane July 14, 2010

Flash Gordon 

When you smoke a cone whilst chucking a shit and you time it so the cone punches as the shit leaves your asshole
I just did the gnarliest Flash Gordon the toilets fucked
Flash Gordon by Tommy cox November 19, 2014

reese gordon

Reese. The word means big dicked person. He, not she has lots of friends and can be harshly outspoken. He is very smart and will have good friends who support him. Gordon, a very good last name . It means old town and who ever has this last name is very cool
cool.
Reese gordon has lots of friends
reese gordon by AutoBaiterz March 29, 2017

matthew gordon 

An actual meme god, plays to many video games and has no clue what life is
Dammit Matthew Gordon, your memes are the best
matthew gordon by Roburmum June 28, 2018

Eric Gordon 

Eric Gordon is a noun, a verb, and an adjective depending on the context in which it is used. Eric Gordon means moving the metal.
I am going to call Eric Gordon and start selling more cars at higher grosses.
Eric Gordon by DevinDeals September 23, 2019