Goon

Someone who is silly/goofy and just acts out of the norm. Usually associated with shorter girls of Latin decent. Also the term was coined by A.J. Kelly a dashing gentlemen of the highest class and swag.

Friend 1: Valeria is so weird
Friend 2: Ya for sure brah she's a Goon!

by Swagmaster Flash420 December 17, 2013

Goon

a big fecking idiot

bazrat you goon

by Mcfarts June 6, 2003

Goon

Unskilled, socially outcast worker employed to collect TV licence revenue on behalf of the BBC, who then use it to fund overpaid executives and sexually-deviant talent. Paid the minimum wage and relies heavily on commission earned selling TV licences. Likes to pretend they are an "officer" on official Government business, but TV Licensing goons are actually privately employed by a company called Capita. TV Licensing goons are undesirable visitors, having no more visiting rights than a pikey selling low-cost electrical goods.

I told that TV Licensing goon to fuck right off, because I don't watch any TV programmes.
My mate Kev is such a thick cunt he'd struggle even to get a job as a TV Licensing goon.

by Goonhilde's Gynaecologist September 3, 2013

Goon Squad

When a group of guys arrive at a party early in order to get way more drunk then all the guests at the party. It is also common for them to have their own theme for the party different then everyone else there. Females are a goonette squad

The Goon Squad is meeting at 7 to start drinking before the guests arrive at 9

by Boner Twerk August 6, 2011

goon

1) an ice hockey player whose sole purpose is bodycheck, intimidate, and pick fights with opposing player
2) someone who intimidates and/or roughs up others for money

1) That number 12 on the other team is a goon! He spent more time in the penalty box than any other player!
2) What! Jones' Appliance Store won't pay protection money? Have a couple goons give Jones a godd "talking-to," if you know what I mean.

by Silky Smooth January 7, 2004

goon squad

A group of uneducated "buff" guys, who think they're the shit and put plastic spinning hub caps on their Dodge Neons. They drive around town blaring rap music but no one has the heart to tell them their radio sounds like a dying animal. Their pants are permanently stationed around their ankles and they call themselves pimps but the truth is the only girl that ever gives them lovins is their mamas.

"look Kate, here comes the goon squad to hit on us again"

by tree tree and shrub shrub October 18, 2009

goodt

An expression used to show mild satisfaction.

A: 'Hey, did my toast just pop up?'
B: 'Yeah, smells tasty!'
A: 'Goodt'

by lolgoot June 10, 2010