Glumpin

To suck the penis of a person while they are sitting on the toilet having a shit

while sam was having a shit teresa gave him a damn good Glumpin

by fattestbloke December 23, 2024

glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.

yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!

by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025

Glorpysploopy

Running up to somebody and pissing all over them.

I got arrested for a Glorpysploopy and run.

by binaryrecord22 January 15, 2025

Glorpulis

A select few individual who enjoy glorps and all kinds of gloops. They go through years of training to get their “Glorpulis card.”

It is me… The master Glorpulis. Bow down and behold my ultimate glorpy shlorpness.

by Coolguy281629 January 23, 2025

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

Glueping

The art of using ones semen to glue things together

That man over there ran out of wood glue so he was Glueping the two pieces of wood together.

by Rizzmoggers February 7, 2025

Glumpkin

Blumpkin with gluten. When the giver has a gluten allergy and the receiver ate bread or other glutenous product, the giver has an allergic reaction to the gluten in the jizz and shits all over. Similar to a blumpkin, but the giver is shitting while giving rather than the receiver.

Pass the bread, I'm getting a glumpkin tonight!

by Coffeeluvr52 February 9, 2025