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gruba

A very lethargic being that lacks the motivation to move and live. These slow moving organisms remains lifeless most of their days in a coma like stage except during times of feeding and asexual acts. Such a beast often has poor hygiene and is quite un-kept. The lack-luster look of the animal in question gives it the appearance of shit. Failure of possessing personality and charm prevents it from breeding, hence the need for rampant foul sexual on itself. The ability to comprehend simple commands is nullified due to the brain conserving its resources for respiratory purposes.
adj.
After a night of drinking...
"Man, I feel like gruba this morning!"
by Concerned Citizen April 15, 2005
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GrubHub

N. A relationship that only revolves around food. A boyfriend or girlfriend only wants their partner to get food.
Michele just GrubHub me. Used me for food.
by John Wick Fan August 12, 2019
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grade-grubber

Man, that kid is such a grade-grubber!
by ZiggyZ May 12, 2006
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grubbin'

when you bring food to school and eat it in class. hellz ya.
yo me and my homies wus grubbin on some gummy sharks while listenin to three-six in computers.
by jonathon wyldeass December 31, 2003
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gruba

The 5th or "river" community card in the game of Texas Hold 'Em poker.
I can't believe it! I had him beat until he made that flush on the gruba.
by Just some jagoff September 14, 2005
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shrub grub

a penis that doesn't stick out as far as the bush.
When Rob pulled down his pants I was mortified to find a shrub grub.
by shana a February 19, 2009
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Grubbery

A place where the consumption or preparation of food, aka grub takes place.
That guy: "Oh man, that sexathon left me famished!"

The guy behind the guy: "No worries kid, Trixie left us some nutritious treats in the Grubbery. So go down the hall and past the breakfast nook, hang a right and get your grub-on!"
by The Slippery Bannana April 1, 2009
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