Gout

When 2 chimneys love each other very much, they have chimney babies. This makes it so that any person that cleans a chimney with a chimney baby will die in 7 days.

Person 1: How did you get gout?
Person 2: I was cleaning a chimney, and I got gout so now I have 7 days to live.

by Sans the Lucario July 6, 2018

Groats

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.

Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats

by mntain July 26, 2018

Groot

The ultimate goal is to root Groot

I want to root Groot

by Sniefy August 11, 2018

Groot Test

When you're on Tinder or another dating app and you think that you you're talking to a bot, so you message them "I AM GROOT!". If it's a bot then they will get super confused and send a generic message and if they're actually real and get the reference then they hopefully wont unmatch you.

Named after the character Groot from Marvel's Guardians of the Galaxy series, who can only say "I AM GROOT". Kinda like a pokémon.

Match: Hey there, whats up?
Me: I AM GROOT!
Match: Thats so cool! Hey, follow me on my instagram, definitelynotabot21103.
Me: yeah, you failed the Groot Test.
*unmatches

by Purveyor_of_Memes May 28, 2018

Gout

the word my friend thought was goot

friend: hey what is goot?

Me (confused) :you mean gout?

by Jsb53105 October 15, 2018

Grotestimise

1) referring to an appalling state of disgust or repulsiveness.
2) referring to an insanely large amount of money that no human should ever posses.

1) she had the look of grotestimise on her face as they squished the spider.
2) The man stared at his grotestimise and wondered why he had so much money.

by Random madeup but makes sense December 13, 2018

Grontcha

the "ikr" stages :

ikr => ifkr => grontcha

1 : boxbox is hot !
2 : GRONTCHA

by Shiika December 23, 2018