druckin' funk

To be DRUCKIN' FUNK is when you do stupid stuff while or after drinking alcohol.

I messed up. I got drunk last week, called my boss, and quit. I'm glad the boss understood and let me keep my job. He said "we all do stupid shit when we're DRUCKIN' FUNK." Whew!

by hardworkin'man November 4, 2018

Urinal Funk

The cloud of urine odor surrounding a urinal left that was behind by the guy in front of you in the restroom.

I stepped into his urinal funk and it was so bad I had to breath through my mouth while I took a leak.

by techlozenge May 10, 2011

Goodwill funk

The often unpleasant smell from recently bought thrift shop clothes.

"This jacket needs to go through the wash. It's got that Goodwill funk."

by narwhal666 August 4, 2013

funk-gnarge

Funky (as in the smell of a man’s two day old rank underwear) and gnarge (slang form of gnarly – something gnarled that grates.)

Whoa - there’s quite a bit of funk-gnarge going on. These eejits haven’t cleaned their Sam Adams tap in weeks. This pour is ridiculous.

by jpsully December 13, 2012

art funk

When an artist temporarily loses his ability to create.

Trent is actively trying to get himself out of an art funk he's put himself into.

by TwitterHandle March 4, 2017

funk belly

The smell of an obese persons sweatpants or belly midsummer that hasn't had the folds or buttoned serviced"

Did you smell the guy at Walmart with stretchy jeans riding his Raskal.....that was definitely some world class funk belly!

by ranoverray May 13, 2015

Booty Funk

When your boyfriend or girlfriend scratches their ass and the residual skin shavings fall off they are known as booty funk

Last night while laying with Nicole in bed, she had an itch on her butt and scratched it and got her booty funk all over my bed.

by Not Skell Kid June 10, 2017