Jizz on your funk

To blow out ones candle to make yours shine brighter.

Amy: Nick, your such a slut.
Nick: So your a dirty care giver.
Amy: At least that implies I help people, what you do just makes them itchy.
Nick: Low Amy, real low. *tear*
Amy: Ha shot down... A little 'jizz on your funk' if you will.

Jizz on your funk by Amy "Do you not know who I am?" June 19, 2008

sex funk 

the smell that fills the room after a night of hot steamy sex. Similar to sleep funk.

When they walked out of that room, I could smell the sex funk pouring out from it.

sex funk by ndizzle89 May 2, 2009

mushroom funk 

Male ejaculate. Due to the strong resemblance between the penis and a mushroom and because some people believe male ejaculate smells like mushrooms.

"Wow! She really digs the mushroom funk!"

"After she went down on me she had some mushroom funk in her hair."

mushroom funk by dedwitey December 11, 2007

Swamp Funk 

A deranged state of mind. Used to describe a person who is crazy off the wall nuts.

Man, he's got some swamp funk upstairs.

You got dat swamp funk, homie.

Swamp Funk by Curly_Fry July 7, 2010

Patient Funk 

This all-encompassing term is used to describe any one of the many contagions, odors or bodily fluids that potentially fester upon a patient (typically a physical therapy patient). When a particularly rampant cold spreads through a healthcare clinic, it can often be attributed to "patient funk." When one's sweater smells like feet after a hard day's work, blame patient funk. When a foul odor wafts through the waiting room, across the gym, and into the charting room, one can be sure there is patient funk to be shared...

Thing 1: Dude, what's this brown crusty stuff on my khakis?
Thing 2: Ten bucks says it's patient funk. Hope it's not poo.

or

Thing 2: I've had this cough for 3 months now. WTF?
Thing 1: Yeah, you got patient funk from that shoulder patient who came in with pneumonia in January.

Patient Funk by Dr. Evil 518 May 21, 2011

Dick Funk 

A close relation to Swamp Nuts exempt the penis has a funky odor.

I really liked my ex boyfriend but we broke up because he had serious Dick Funk

Dick Funk by SMD111 July 2, 2017

The Funk 

Different Interpretations depending on the current context.

1. In relation to a genre of music.

( Disco , Jazz , Soul )

2. Regarding material items or lifestyle.

( Money , Hustle , Liveliness , Vigorousness )

1. "Dancin' and singin' and movin' to the groovin'
And just when it hit me somebody turned around and shouted
Play that funky music white boy
Play that funky music right
Play that funky music white boy
Lay down that boogie and play that funky music till you die
Till you die, oh till you die" - Play That Funky Music White Boy by Wild Cherry(1976)

2. "I hear a beat I grab the mic, and then I start this workin'
The kids around the way used to think that I was buggin
But they don't understand how I feel about the funk
I walk with the funk, I talk with the funk
I eat with the funk, I sleep with the funk
I live for the funk, I'll die for the funk
So now what do they say, when I'm walkin' up the block?
Boom shaka laka there goes the Chief Rocka" - Chief Rocka by Lords of the Underground(1993)

The Funk by LinguisticsOfTime October 28, 2019