funk fog

a fart so meaty, it actually has problems wafting anywhere but within the immediate area of the one who expelled the rancid ass cloud.

Frank suckered us into coming closer to him after he let loose another of his face melting ass bombs. it was so thick, it formed a funk fog around his desk.

by timmyhidthebodies April 3, 2017

funk cutter

Funk Cutter; an individual responsible for a particularly unpleasantly foul smelling fart. The kind that could empty a room at a high speed and which would have people enquiring "did a rat crawl up your arse and die?"

"Cor, that smells like the bog of eternal stench-who's the funk cutter?"

by wegotwood September 12, 2013

art funk

When an artist temporarily loses his ability to create.

Trent is actively trying to get himself out of an art funk he's put himself into.

by TwitterHandle March 4, 2017

funk-a-dunk

The act of knocking someone's ballcap off of their head via an upward swiping motion on the bottom of the sunvisor portion of said cap. Points can be earned for style.

Joe walked up to me and knocked my ballcap off my head, earning himself a 10 point funk-a-dunk...

by BabyFaceFinster April 8, 2007

Booty Funk

When your boyfriend or girlfriend scratches their ass and the residual skin shavings fall off they are known as booty funk

Last night while laying with Nicole in bed, she had an itch on her butt and scratched it and got her booty funk all over my bed.

by Not Skell Kid June 10, 2017

Uptown funk

A funky sex move when a boy chokes you in a party bus then quickly spins you around as he’s about to rail you under the disco lights

“DUDEEE Jessica agreed to doing the uptown funk with me!”

by Mommy milf Jessica October 10, 2021

Drunk in the funk

When you're so sleep deprived you feel high/drunk. This may or may not only apply to people who are Bipolar.

I've been awake for 4 days straight, I'm so drunk in the funk, just laying on the floor laughing hysterically. I can see through time.

by SsaladFingers April 25, 2016