Asking for a friend

Used when someone knows the questioning is stupid or embarrassing and doesn't want to take the blame for asking such a question. Everyone knows they're really asking for themselves, but they pretend their conscience is clear.

What sex position do dolphins like best? Asking for a friend?

by ZenB22 November 2, 2018

boy best friend

literally there whenever you need it. don't have a bf ? get a boy best friend they're comforting whenever and aren't ever gonna screw up your feelings like an actually boyfriend @ caiden @ keith :)

i want a boy best friend

by jack's at boy scout camp July 4, 2017

Pizza...French Fries

In the sking episode of South Park, it was how the kids learned to ski by stopping by forming a pizza shape with his skies and forming two french fries to go faster.

*Going down the hill*
Stan - Pizza...French Fries. Pizza...French Fries.

by Stephen Carboni June 16, 2005

Luke Friend

Devon's guitar playing, ring wearing, dreadlocked star. Third place runner up of The X Factor 2013. Dad to Gizmo the dog. The original Friendie, adored by friendies everywhere.

Luke Friend is our lovely hairball.

by Blossomfriendie January 22, 2014

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.

Some people have imaginary friends.

by Keael January 7, 2006

Friendiversary

An annual occasion where you celebrate the passing of one or more years since you met a particular friend.

Dude, it's the 23rd of July!! Exactly 6 years since we met!!

Yeah Brosef, Happy Friendiversary.

by Gashtacular March 3, 2008

Just friends

adj. someone that you are associated with non-stop, always asked if you are dating, but you aren't because one or both of you won't admit to liking each other.

Mark and I are just friends.

by Ahleksis April 4, 2011