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denham springs freshman high

a school full of a bunch of faggot ass freshman football players , fake ass people , midgets .. a lot of midgets , shitty food , lesbians, gays, bisexuals. dumb teachers. and short shorts
by smallweenieboy November 12, 2018
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freshman

A very dumb and stupid person who thinks he or she is funny, however is not because he or she started high school. (freshman)
Ariel Francisco is such a freshman. GOD.
by upperclassman13 October 13, 2011
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freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)

Freshmanitis:most commonly diagnosed to freshman,
this disease is caught by freshman from odd upper classmen, and is highly contagious.

Symptoms include: extremely low amounts of spirit, sitting on your ass during pep rallies, and pretty much anything else annoying including not wanting to yell or express happiness

This disease has no cure, but it eventually goes away once the person with the illness becomes a sophomore. Only the odd children are uncurable and will stay infected to then pass it on to the lower class men.

Germex is reccomended to prevent the spreading.
These chlidren tend to live lives of social isolation, mimicking the faggetry portrayed in high school, in a sad attempt to do normal things.
freshmanitis (commonly known as faggotitis)
Jim: "Dude, That pep rally sucked."
Bob: "Yeah, all because of the freshman."
Jim: "I hate them, man!"
Bob: "It's just freshmanitis. You had it too."
Jim: "...Yeah...I know"
by noahgaudreau69 March 28, 2011
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freshman

freshman – n. Annoying person who doesn’t know their way around, thinks they know everything, or can’t respect the rules of seniority. Often a ninth-grader.
I know you were here last year. You're still a freshman!
by cardenio April 6, 2005
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Freshen Up

Based on the liquid-filled gum that was popular in the 1980's.

The act of going down on your woman, and as you munch, lick, and pleasure her box, she somewhat unexpectedly squirts her love juice in your mouth leaving you with, hopefully, a tasty treat.
FH: I heard action in the hotel bed next to me last night. Were you getting laid?

BR: No, but I did "freshen up"....my girlfriend was very pleased.
by ColReb January 5, 2010
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freshman senator

any new senator ex. jeff addler is a freshman senator
by Stanzz September 28, 2006
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Freshman Seventy

The 70 people you add on Facebook before you start college who you've never met but you're friends with just because you'll be graduating at the same time.
John: Hey! You're friends with Suzie Q. too?
Jim: Who? Oh, I just added her when I started Facebook, I don't know her.
John: Oh, the freshman seventy strikes again.
by ringring November 4, 2008
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