HEB feet

HEB is a large grocery store chain across Texas and Mexico. If you were to do some grocery shoppin' barefoot, HEB feet is what your feet would look like when you were done. Is used to describe dirty feet in any scenario, but the term is derived from the barefoot grocery shoppin' experience.

Girl: Ew, you got HEB feet.
Guy: Hell yeah! I run with dogs!

by bobbo wilkes April 27, 2004

feeties

'De Feeties' is another way of saying 'feet'. More commonly used in tickling

"I'LL GET DE FEETIES!!"

by pseudonymious stopopolous November 11, 2013

pee feet

condition; when you pee in the shower and the drain is clogged, the peed-in water backs up into your tub, getting on your feet causing you to have pee feet. also, if a hamster were to drink 2 gallons of whiskey and peed in their cage, they would also have pee feet.

"Aw, no! My hamster drank too much whiskey and peed everywhere in his cage! I better clean it out before he gets pee feet!"

"I can't get out of the shower with these pee feet!"

by h_plazzo February 6, 2010

hobbit's feet

Feet that are huge, hairy, and sometimes leathery i.e. Frodo and Sam.

Whoa! Look at Will's feet, they're just like hobbit's feet!

by spartan15 December 27, 2008

Feetus

Noun, 3 or more feet

1 foot is "foot"
2 feet is "feet"
3+ feet is "feetus"

While at the beach I looked down and saw bare feetus everywhere.

by Neuroflesh January 20, 2011

Koume Feet

Based on anime character, koume shirasaka, from some shitty idol anime. When something is wicked cool or if an incel gets a hint of good luck going their way, they use this term as a way to show their excitement because feet is everything in their weird fetishist world.

Bro 1: heeeeey dude just got this number from this wicked hot chick!
Bro 2: woooooah dude that is totally Koume feet!

by MisterNeet January 16, 2019

report card feet

When a person, usually a basketball or soccer player, wears multiple nike socks over each other, creating a row of check marks below each other. The resulting image resembles a report card with multiple rows of check marks.

Yo, did you see that kid's feet?

Yeah, thats a classic example of report card feet. I wonder if his report card has as many checks as those socks.

by Pair of Pants December 23, 2010