yellow fever

A mental disease that afflicts the Wapanese, the fanboys, and the otaku. Symptoms of this condition are;
(a) A sexual obsession towards females of Asian descent.
(b) An obsession towards Asian media and entertainment, primarily anime, hentai, manga, and other Japanese media.
(c) A sudden urge to imitate anything from Asia. For instance, learning Japanese and eating sushi just for the sheer sake of trying to be "Asian".
(d) Thinking that one knows more about Japan than the Japanese themselves, despite never setting foot in that country or at lest reading about it.

An Asian-American girl was harassed by some psycho who had a bad case of yellow fever. Fortunately, she had a can of Mace(tm) in her purse and did not hesitate to use it on him.

by otaku killer September 28, 2003

Federal Signal

One of the original manufacturers of warning lights and sirens.

There is no sound quite like that of a fire truck screaming by.
What makes this so impressive is the ear deafening wail of the venerable Federal Q machanical siren.

by Jag III November 14, 2004

Federer

A wild beastly tennis player that wins by feasting on the strings of the opponents tennis racket.

Roger Federer it the biggest Federer i've eves seen. He ate my string, and my kids!

by John Doe July 14, 2004

Yellow Fever

Slang term, used to mock non-asian people who are attracted to asian people. Usually of eastern descent - Chinese, Japanese, Korean etc.

Signs that someone/you has/have yellow fever include:

1) Obsession over a person of asian descent.
2) A fascination with asian stuff, e.g. Japanese things, Anime, Chinese history, Asian languages, Her parent's takeaway...
3) Acting like a prat around asian people, because you've gone into mental meltdown.

Protip: Make use of the name 'Poon' for awesome puns.

1)Yellow fever sufferer: 'Ohmygod, that *asian person* is so damn cute, I have to ask her out. I feel so lonely without her...she can make me complete <3'

Concerned friend: 'Dude, you don't know her. Why the HELL are you so obsessed with her? Please, you're scaring me.'

2) Yellow fever sufferer: 'Ohmagawd, she/he is so kawaiii!!!!1 I want to glomp him! Do u think she/he'll be impressed by mai awsum japanese/mandarin/cantonese vocab? Huh?'

3) Yellow fever sufferer: 'Oh, hi, how are you today? I just thought I'd come up and study with you here...in the library...yeah...you know, I like hong kong. I hear your family is from hong kong. Oooh, can you speak canto? Can I hear you speak canto? You do know, your hair is lovely, it's so black and nice, and your eyes too, they are lovely, so exotic and...beautiful...what? No, don't be silly, I don't fancy you, do you think I'm obsessed with azns or summat? Huh? LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!'

by Fantonater May 19, 2007

Green Fever

An attraction to someone of Irish race or nationality. Similar to Yellow Fever.

Man, I think I got a touch of green fever from that Irish girl I met at the pub.

by sturmj December 11, 2009

Morrong Fever

Name given to a very rare disease state where the body doesn't respond to any treatment and doctor's are dumbfounded not knowing what is wrong with the person afflicted.

Morrong Fever was first discovered by a respiratory therapist in Ft. Lauderdale Florida. Although discovered in Florida, Morrong Fever may be developed in any country, contrary to popular belief, Morrong Fever can occur in any climate.

Person eats a morrong fish and develops morrong fever. The unfortunate individual dies of Morrong Fever at a local hospital. Mosquitos, pigeons, certain reptiles, rodents, and certain species of reef fish.

by HanSoloRRT April 14, 2008

matzah fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.

She's only with him because she has matzah fever.

by thaHNIC December 9, 2008