Basturbate

Basturbate describes the process, where you play the character Bastion in the game Overwatch while you are beating shit out of your meat

I like to basturbate

by DaToad February 24, 2018

Masturbate tomorrow

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by Zack Lazer September 27, 2018

facturate

the act of putting in work to acquire what you want

At the library...
Guy 1: "Look at that guy over there, he's been studying for 8 hours"
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Carlos, he's always facturating"

In the club...
Guy 1: "Yann's been hitting on that chick for the whole night"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude, that's what he does. He facturates"

by foulkeslaan June 19, 2019

Flashturbate

To jerk off very hard and fast

When I am alone in the bedroom, I like to flashturbate and flood the room with cum

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 6, 2019

Basturbate

The act of aggressive masturbation

Dude I just Basturbated so hard that my dick fell off!

by Lemonsarentreal July 15, 2019

Masturbate

What the fuck is wrong with you jackoffs get a girlfriend already

I masturbate because im lonely

by 5Skin not 4Skin January 9, 2020

masturbate

To sooth the shaft. To calm the shaft. The act of one's self meditating and endulging the shaft. Commonly done in front of your grandma. Often robots will struggle to find similar stimulation, unless enough OIL is provided. Make sure your grandma sees however, otherwise process will not work. Your shaft will not work.

"yo bro pp work does yours?"

"dude no what the frick? shaft cam masturbate i try to!"

"grandma room she in is?"

"no course of not is she what?!"

"well don't wonder why working it isn't pepe shaft does not fuction?!"

by peepeepoopypoo March 3, 2020