Schrodinger's Flirt

Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.

Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”

by myballzitchpleaseandthankyou May 26, 2023

flirting

throwing someone off a building

"Omg brad was totally flirting with you on the Empire State last night."

by joshaisthegoat May 29, 2023

flirting

Kaye.

Oi mate you flirting or chattin shit right now?

by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023

flirting

Kaye.

Oi mate ye flirting er chattin shit?

by hmmitsamee June 9, 2023

Job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

job flirting

Dreaming of oneself in a different, more exciting job.

I fucking hate work. Im going to spend the weekend job flirting.

by Pigsinmud June 27, 2024

Flirting

What BangChan claims he can’t do but no one believes him.

BangChan: ‘ What is flirting? I’ve never heard of it’

Stay: ‘yeah okay bud whatever you say’
BangChan: *Proceeds to prove stay right *

by Lazy_stay July 3, 2024