fake dj 

A DJ who could be replaced with an iPod. They have all the usual equipment and play gigs in cheap bars. Usually playing tracks recorded by other artists adding no value what so ever.

This guy is a fake dj, his hands have been in his pockets the whole time. What a bullshit artist, let's go somewhere else.

fake dj by bilbo23 April 27, 2011

Fake ID face

serious stare with 22 degree tilt to the head. One eyebrow must be raised slightly. Amateurs make this face while taking a face ID picture.

You: Hey Ryan in oder to get in this room you must do a fake ID face.

Ryan (tilt head serious look eyebrow raised)

Fake ID face by bigsillywilly November 11, 2010

faceshat 

Completely drunk and/or intoxicated.

I got completely faceshat for my 21st birthday and I don´t remember any of it.

faceshat by MrFishMan January 10, 2011

fake colombian 

Someone with Colombian heritage but was born in the US. Will wear the countries colors but does not know the history nor meaning. 60% of their wardrobe is Colombia apparel. Will not know what chipi chipi is.

There goes another fake Colombian cheering for our team, I wish they would hang themselves.

fake colombian by Shijalude February 22, 2014

Fake-Broke 

Always buying new stuff but telling your clique and/or set you are broke.

Your friend can't go out because they're "broke". A day later they're posting pictures of their new fancy vacuum* ("vacuum" being a metaphor for anything valuable). You are in point of fact not broke but instead, a fake-broke busta.

Fake-Broke by DOC_MEGA December 23, 2014

fake ass panties 

Padded underwear designed to give you a more juicy ass. Fake ass panties are completely misleading and are worse than a padded bra in regards to false advertising.

Oh, with her fake ass panties on, jenny actually has an ass... haha jenny can't wait to go twerking

fake ass panties by rapunzabel June 10, 2017

fake gamer 

Someone who isnt really a gamer but has some indicators that can make others believe they are one.

Vega is a fake gamer, a famer.

fake gamer by Someonesuxmp3 July 9, 2019