Girlfriend

1. One of the greatest things a man can experience!

2. The most painful thing a man can ever encounter in their entire life.

3. Linked to one of the scariest things a man can find.

4. The most expensive thing a man can get.

1. Guy 1: Dude! You have no idea how good you have it!
Guy 2: I know, my girlfriend is the best! I can't ask for more!

2. Guy 1: Dude, are you OK?
Guy 2: No, my girlfriend just dumped me. She was cheating on me for a year!

3. Guy 1:Why are you so tense?
Guy 2: My girlfriend's dad! He scares the shit out of me!

4. Guy 1: Hey, can you give me a few bucks to take out my girlfriend?
Guy 2: Sorry man, my girlfriend raided my wallet.

by DarkDestroyer95 March 25, 2009

Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.

Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"

by Pillobeam September 14, 2009

girlfriend magazine

An Australian magazine for teenage girls, teaches them to believe in themselves, like their self image, love themselves and not to go anorexic like half the super models in other magazines. Also teaches methods of masturbation.

Girl:"Have you read this months 'sealed section' of Girlfriend magazine, shoving barbie dolls is the new thing, it works too".

by coopz March 12, 2008

Girlfriend:)

The one person who makes you feel as though you actually have a reason to live. The one you could never stand to be without anymore, and you wonder how you got by before her. The one that is there to make you feel special. The one you tell is beautiful no matter how often she denies it because you know it's true. A girlfriend is someone you truely love, and they should be treated like queens. Should one ever be treated like dirt, that male deserves to be shot on the spot. Women deserve kindness, adoration and respect. If you truely love her, those should come naturally.

Robin Buck-girlfriend:)

by Daniel Keith January 27, 2011

Girlfriend Positioning System

The surreptitious use of Google Latitude on your girlfriend's phone so that you can track her whereabouts without her knowing. Tends not to work with technology-proficient girlfriends. Also requires a phone that supports Latitude, but helped by the prevalence of Android, Apple OS and Blackberry phones.

Commonly abbreviated GiPS (pronounced: jips).

John: so Carla's gone out with her friends tonight, huh? Where are they headed?

Bob: she said Misty's but, hang on - my girlfriend positioning system shows an anomaly - why is she in some random street in Hangleton???

John: dude!

by Mr. Duffy May 29, 2010

Myspace Girlfriends

Boys who have girlfriends on myspace theyve never met....

tyler edelman: "phone with sarah!"
nahja: "who she?"
tyler edelman: "this sexy babe i met on myspace now she's my myspace girlfriends."
nahja: "ahhh shittt, he's at it again!"

by Jay-Loose December 13, 2009

prop boyfriend/girlfriend

a person, probably a close friend, who acts like a boyfriend or girlfriend of a closet gay who is afraid to "come out" to his/her family.

josh asked brittany to be his prop girlfriend around his parents because he is afraid of telling them he is gay.

candice asked me to be her prop boyfriend until she tells her parents she is gay.

prop boyfriend/girlfriend

by darkness411 May 11, 2009