There were once two friends a cock and an
ass. both lived on the farm of senator dick mageee. senator dick was infamous for his odd inter-species sexual preferences. cock and
ass had several times been forced to entertain him. They began to plot against him to try and destroy his libido. One
day when senator was advancing on cock
ass ran up and kicked him in the rear. cock took the opportunity to lunge at dick's stomach but dick jumped and cock landed in his groin. while in there he turned around and tried to escape but got stuck and only his head and neck still stuck out. the kick that
ass had developed created a huge crater in dick's rear as well as sent a crack heading up his rear. after that
day all
human males had a cock's head and neck sticking out of thier groin and hole and crack in their rear (women gained their
ass differently; see pussy)