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Direct Deposit

Right before ejaculation, shoving ones penis down the throat of the recipiant thus directly depositing the goods into the stomach.
She said that she didn't like the taste so I gave her a direct deposit.
by JJB1600 January 5, 2009
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post-con depression

A terrible medical condition for those attending an anime convention.
It is usually caused by attendees when they've had more fun during the weekend than they usually have. This can also be caused by making friends that you can only see at cons, thus causing withdrawal and depression.
Symptoms of post-con depression may include: Lazyness, procrastination, withdrawal, whining, lack of interest, daydreaming, and soreness.
The only known remedy for post-con depression is to hang out with the friends met at the convention, or waiting for the next convention to come around. Sometimes working on cosplay or heavy planning will weaken the symptoms.
Maaaaan... Me and my friend just came back from MomoCon and we're suffering some post-con depression. We can't even do our schoolwork because of it!
by Chibi Ann December 15, 2008
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Hair Depression can be defined as the period in which a woman’s hair is not done therefore resulting in mood swings , random episodes of crying , anxiety, etc. This can also come as a result of skin breakouts, a bad makeup day, not having your nails or lashes done, etc.
Hair depression , For example:

Jas: I hate my life. I feel so fucking ugly. I hate everything

*gets hair/lashes/nails/etc done*

Jas: “ You glow different when you move different 💅🏾 Back on my boss shit 🤪 You hoes can’t touch this ! “
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crippling depression

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deppinitely

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Or just anything in a conversation that is precisely defined or explicitly set forth and confirmable relating to Johnny Depp.
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deposit fucked

The "ole deposit scam." The art of taking ones rental deposit monies for personal gain. A tactic used by landlords to keep deposit money, by making bogus claims. Common claims are not having the place "professionally cleaned" and reporting missing items (that were probably not in the place to start with)
i just got deposit fucked by my landlord for not cleaning the top of the light shade.
by messyp April 1, 2009
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deprestapated

I'm so deprestapated, my boyfriend broke up with me and I haven't pooed in 3 days.
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