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Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.
I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.
by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023
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Billy Crystal's Bane

The idea that causes men to accept any voluntary female attention as an invitation to start a relationship, as described in When Harry Met Sally.

The Bane is a social contract based on the idea that no woman would otherwise befriend you.
I think this girl likes me, but I'm worried about Billy Crystal's Bane.
by montypark March 31, 2009
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Billy Crystal Foundation

Another term for a drug dealer who sells crystal meth
"Hey let's give that guy on the corner some money."
"Nah, he's probably an advocate for the Billy Crystal foundation"
by somebodythatyoudontknow June 11, 2018
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Kentucky Crystal

When in the act of oral sex the man spits on the females pussy licks the spit back up and gargles the mix of the pussy secretions and salivia before spitting it once again on the females sex organs and repeating the act several times while saying Crystal. The male can finally stop when the female can understand the male and that he is saying Crystal then smacks him in the face, unless her name is Crystal.
Sean says "Dude what happened to your face?"
Alan "Last night I was giving my girl the Kentucky Crystal and..."
Sean "Oh I see, Martha was not impressed huh"
Alan "Not at all"
by ~PK💋 March 1, 2019
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Spiritual Crystal

A non clear stone with Crystal properties, and the ability to store Spiritual Energy, that glows when lit by a light source.
The Spiritual Crystal glowed brightly. In thanks to the custom ring setting it was placed in, designed by the Creator and Owner of Renaissance Jewelry.
by theBlackSheep June 6, 2023
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Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...
YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie
by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019
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