Choke & Croak

Term used at auto dealerships to describe supplemental life insurance that is sold during the part of the sale where the financing is arranged. This type of insurance would pay off your loan if you die, it is a source of "back end" profit" for the dealer.

"That customer was a total lay-down; he bought Slip & Trip (a similar disability insurance), Choke & Croak and Rust & Dust (paint protection)

by St. Jerome December 18, 2008

Chia Crotch

The state of having one's pubic hair be overly excessive and unruly. This often results in the pubic hair being clearly visible when wearing a swimsuit or very short skirt.

"She is suffering from some SERIOUS chia crotch; it's called a brazillian girl, look into it!"

by Finnegan Casey Dress-up May 12, 2009

Celebratory Crouching

An action used commonly in the Halo video game series mainly during online multiplayer player play. Celebratory Crouching is normally seen as several pelvic thrusts/crouching motions into a recently killed halo player to humiliate ones death or to celebrate an unbelievable kill. While many find the action insulting during the game as it is oftenly confused with T-Bagging however it is perfectly acceptable to celebratory crouch on ones face or body in the game.

Dude look at me CELEBRATORY CROUCHING on this guys face!

by hamburgersyum August 22, 2011

german crossbow

A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.

"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."

by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015

Tom Crook

The real name of Animal Crossing character Tom Nook. This raccoon has a monopoly in the real estate business and rips you off when you buy or sell items in his shop.

Villager: I'ma sell this Regal Sofa at Crookington's
Other Villager: Nah, Tom Crook will just rip you off, go sell that at Re-Tail.

by Gonzalo Barrios March 9, 2017

animal crossing new leaf

The fourth entry in the animal crossing series, its home being the 3DS. One of the best games to get into animal crossing, with practically limitless possibilities and 333 default villagers (50 added in the welcome amiibo update-they are amiibo cards) giving the option to have a very different town to anyone else.

Each town is unique from the layouts being randomly generated, with landscaping, public works projects, and much else to be explored in the game with friends locally or online, you can lose many many hours in this great game.

player: I've been playing animal crossing new leaf for a year and have logged in over 200 hours!!! I love this game!
nonplayer: hmm...maybe there is something to this game...

by Brandav January 30, 2017

Super Crown

1. A curse upon all of fiction.
2. An item that debuts in New Super Mario Bros. U Deluxe, the Super Crown turns the wearer into a carbon copy of Princess Peach in appearance and abilities. Horny users of Twitter and 4Chan have already abused the powerup to transform various characters into Peach.

Person 1: Here's my new fanart of Danny Devito with the Super Crown!
Person 2: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too fears what he has created?

by In My Defense... September 27, 2018