coinslot

One of few euphemism for cunt despite being one syllable longer and possibly more offensive as it implies that women will only sexually obey men who give them money.

Mark: "Say, why aren't you with Jennifer?"
Steve: "Girl broke up with me 'cuz I called her a coinslot last night."
Mark: Dude, you're unemployed. You can't afford a fine 75 cent coinslot like her!

by JohnnyLurg March 7, 2013

Cloons

The lesser spotted black clown.

Everyone's seen a white clown, but have you ever seen a black one? Unlike clowns, 'Cloons' have straight rainbow colour hair as opposed to afro's. They are also not nice people. You should never approach one, let alone invite one to your kids party.

Not to be confused with Martin Clunes.

Those goddamn cloons have been eating my sesame cake again!

by ALittleFlffyOwl March 20, 2014

cons

any shoe made by the converse brand which include but is not limited to chuck taylor all stars chucks

"hey i just got a new pair of cons"
"oh man thats great i love cons"

by rileyz September 16, 2008

choons

a word often used by lower class scottish youths(neds) usually glaswegian
to describe their unoriginal music

aye get the bangin choons on the go

by stuiebt February 10, 2009

Consastic

When one is being conceited in a sarcastic way.

-I am pretty much the coolest person I know.
-Jeez could you be a little more consastic!?

by Courtney Callan May 26, 2006

socially-conscious

A euphemism for left-wing.

Bernie Sanders is really socially-conscious.

by sword of a thousand truths February 13, 2017

Environmentally conscientious

An nonsense phrase that can be used to convince women that you are both smart and caring, implying that your DNA is suitable for procreation.

Note: only works on Caucasian women

Yeh, Baby, I'm very environmentally conscientious, wanna do me?

by Slicky Sly August 23, 2011