confustion

1. Confusion and frustration. 2. A heated situation amongst well meaning people due to a breakdown in communication. 3. A breakout of fury from cultural animosities leading to war. 4. An accident by a senile person.

1. Talks at the UN often lead to confustion. 2. He loved his wife but she confusted him all to much when talking politics. 3. The teacher was great because he was patient with even the the most confusted students.

by Anthony .A. Hedayat January 10, 2005

confundle

1. The act of confusing a person entirely. 2. The use of the word can also be confusing the person who is confusing you.

i.e. (1.) You confundle me sir.
i.e. (2.) Wait what does confundle mean?

by B. Duncan October 10, 2006

Confurious

A term dervied from the words 'Confused' and 'Furious'. When one is both confused and angry. Can refer to a state of frenzied confusion.

"Arrghh! This child proof bottle top is making me confurious!"

by Scoopy Pigeon December 30, 2008

Confunted

the amalgam of cunt and confused, used when somebody displays confusion while intoxicated.

Example: "Mate you want a mixed kebab?" "What the fuck are you saying? I'm confunted."

by Thomas Parfrey January 1, 2009

Reverse Conformist

Someone who conforms by believing that they are not conforming. If someone ever calls themself a nonconformist they are thus a conformist by conforming to a group of noncomforists.
To be a true nonconformist you must do your own thing but be chill about it. Don't have it in your mind that you are a nonconformist, have it in your mind that you are you. Not part of a group, not a nonconformist, just you.

Emo kids who believe that they are nonconformists by not being preps when they are just conforming to the emo mold by believing that and thus becoming a reverse conformist.

by the white city April 10, 2009

Zara Confidence

While playing trivia you shout out answer so confident people think you must know the answer and believe you are correct,even though not only do you not know the answer but you’ve never heard of the subject.

Zara being the first to answer a question, exhibiting Zara confidence repeats it a couple times so teammates believe she knows what she’s talking about, but after the answer is revieled not only is it incorrect but she says she doesn’t even know what it is.

by Ugly Professor May 24, 2018

Doctor/Patient Confidentiality

Slang term for oral sex.
Derived from the 2012 film Dark Shadows.
Particularly the scene where Dr. Julia Hoffman asks if Barnabas Collins is familiar with the term Doctor/Patient confidentiality, then proceeds to go down on him as an explanation.

"Hey, what happened when you hung out with Julia last night?"

"Not much, but she showed me the meaning of doctor/patient confidentiality."

by sayynevermore October 24, 2012